take me to the aquarium and make out with me in the jellyfish room
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
even if you only have 10 followers thats still enough soldiers to take over rhode island
a+ insults (only use when you want someone to CRY)
- unedited dictionary
- red solo cup
- unsucessful vans warped tour opening act
- the least favorite pencil
- roseart crayon (may really destroy them)
windows 8 can suck my dick
I can’t believe how far technology has come
porn logic: wow i spilled my drink on him i better take off his pants and suck his dick
weird that porn logic is also my life logic?
I JUST WANT TO MEET A GUY ON TUMBLR WHO IS FUNNY AND IN MY FANDOMS AND MY AGE AND HAPPENS TO LIVE NEARBY SO WE CAN MEET UP THEN BECOME REALLY CLOSE THEN GET MARRIED AND HUNT TOGETHER AND SOLVE CRIMES AND TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE AND TIME IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?